m4-d: If mondays were shoes they’d be crocs.
Jason Derulo– Jason Derulo (via mightseehell)
keefvanhorn: “i listen to real rap, nothin but the ninties” - was born in 2000
liripot: you know them moments when you look in the mirror and you think holy shit that’s me because for some reason it feels like the person you’re looking at in the mirror is an unfamiliar stranger and you begin thinking about how you’re a person on a planet in a solar system in a galaxy in a universe and for a few minutes you ponder the origin and the meaning of existence and then shrug and...
my hidden talent is letting all of my homework and other obligations pile up until the very last minute so i can crack under the pressure and have a mental breakdown
“um actually it’s *you’re” said the 14 year old white girl smugly as she smiled to herself knowing that she had won the argument by default with her superior grammar skills alone
do you ever kind of think about how weird life is like wow how strange is that we’re alive right now it’s so cool and it makes no sense and then you stare at your hands and laugh because wtf hands
me during shower time: what is my mission here on earth? what would have happened if hitler got killed before he started the war? what if there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
me almost falling asleep: i think i've solved the mystery of atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
me during the day: how do i spell house?
between-rage-and-serenity: I love the term ‘we’re expecting’ when talking about pregnancy because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome. Yeah, we’re expecting a baby but it could be a velociraptor.