aquus: don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t
Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?
everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
honeysucculents: sometimes i’m too proud to let people know how i’m really feeling how weak i really am
buttcamp: have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
ruby-teenagedoom: bagelchips: shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention Aka me
teacher: where is your homework?
me: whoa there! please wait an hour before asking any more questions.
Not everything happens for a reason. Sometimes life just sucks.– Alexa Chung (via fawun)
salma: I wonder if boys sit there and think ‘I want a girl who calls me handsome instead of hot.’
Me: so is this conversation over, or....
Mum: what conversation?
Me: STOP BEING SO AWKWARD AND GIVE ME AN ANSWER WOMAN
me: hey I just met you and-
me: why are you walking away