July 2012
circletines:
just because i cant sing does not mean i wont sing
popeyasir:
farting in the shower is the worst pain cuz there just steamy dookie gas floating around u like ur not even showered ur bathing in ur feces
me: you're really funny
me: thanks
princeofdragondildos:
is there a way to sleep and still be on the internet
the olympics: discovering hot guys you never knew existed
klaineos:
Fun fact: The New Zealand Badminton team is called the “Black Cocks”
coconut-kid:
the olympics is a great time for us to come together and admire all the different countries’ hot athletes
shagmestyles:
There’s a drunk guy outside singing What Makes You Beautiful to a tree. So I opened my window and played the actual song and he just got so happy. He looked at the sky and yelled, “You’re beautiful too, Jesus.”
Do you ever just wanna do a backflip but realize you cant
sel-mg:
having no friends means i’m always the pretty one
im so glad im not a boy i’d probably have a boner like 99.999% of the time
dumbirish:
parasailin-sarahpalin:
just a friendly reminder that there are 15 and 16 year old Olympians and we’re all here in our rooms running our blogs
at least were running
person: hey
me: good thanks
onedirection:
we hate fucking all of you
Dear whoever is reading this,
I understand how rough things are right now. I just want to let you know that things will get better, I promise. Keep holding on just a little bit longer. I know you feel like nobody really cares. You’re wrong, stop denying it. I care, otherwise I wouldn’t be reblogging this. You’re not alone, we may be miles away but we’re all going through the same things. Please keep holding on.
tonyballer:
what if you have sex with somebody from tumblr and accidentally moan their url instead of their name
batreaux:
antisocial antisocool aint I so cool
deceptiboobies:
“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room
teapayne:
The dollar in your wallet could have once belonged to a celebrity
instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack
friend: there's a life outside the internet
me: link me
